Cannibal 'shops' for people, but doesn't read the labels By: Marty Bucella 2016-06-09 | With only 'a few shopping days' until 'something,' woman does not 'have it easy' By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-09 | Businessman advises to form committee when the chips are down By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-09 | Prisoner doesn't want to be on cutting edge of guillotine technology - Color By: Larry Lambert 2016-06-09 |
Man and skunk each wonder who stinks By: Marty Bucella 2016-06-09 | As patient steals psychiatrist couch, he's obvious kleptomaniac By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-09 | King to boost economy with anti-depression pills for everybody By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-09 | Homeless man charges more for not 'hugging' him By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-09 |
People will go to jail for you if you're nice to them now By: Chris Wildt 2016-06-09 | Man says he used to annoy people talking to himself, now he texts himself By: Marty Bucella 2016-06-09 | If man is thrown out window by boss, it will look bad on his resume By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-09 | After talking long time, man doesn't need to say 'need I say more?' By: Ron Morgan 2016-06-09 |
Couple has speed-date, speed-honeymoon, and speed-divorce By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-09 | Politician's in-out boxes labeled 'dodge' and 'duck' By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-08 | Expensive psychiatry fees, explains patient, also lead to 'debt counselling' By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-08 | Man working on house reminded by wife to be careful - Color By: Chris Wildt 2016-06-08 |
Satan interviewer asks applicant where he see's himself in eternity By: Marty Bucella 2016-06-08 | Dinner party waits so long at restaurant they order in pizza By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-08 | In equal decision making relationship, man makes all bad decisions By: Chris Wildt 2016-06-08 | Tough looking angel provides security for Pearly Gates By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-08 |
Businessman plans customers to get large when they order small drinks By: Chris Wildt 2016-06-07 | Life insurance agent tells cat it needs nine policies By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-07 | Thief using computer wonders what emoticon to use By: Roy Delgado 2016-06-07 | In amicable divorce, woman gets phones, man gets data plan By: Marty Bucella 2016-06-07 |
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